Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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