i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
If I die, sorry about rent.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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