why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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