Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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