i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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