Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I think I just sharted jello shots
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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