You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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