I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
my poor anus
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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