My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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