I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
