Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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