school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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