so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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