so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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