Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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