that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
my sisters under your porch take her home
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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