He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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