Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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