i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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