There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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