yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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