There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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