We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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