I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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