I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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