Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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