Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I understand Curling. That high.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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