It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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