Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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