I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
