It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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