But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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