Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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