oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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