What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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