were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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