Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.