Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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