Don't you send me to vm
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?