I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking