Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.