apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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