Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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