So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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