hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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