Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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