Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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