Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
A+ Viking dick
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