well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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