omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
