i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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