YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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