ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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