don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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