I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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