found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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