Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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