So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize