We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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