I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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