butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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super hot butfun
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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Drunk is not a location!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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